An Incident of an Almost Darkened Hairy Cock - BY CHEN LYNN

I usually don't blog about my daily routine and stuff. I mean, why would anyone wanna know? So yeah, IF YOU HAVE GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO, AND YOU WANNA SYIOK SENDIRI, go ahead :)


Lets see.

April 20, 2009.

My my, what a day.

I wish to bravely reveal a series of unfortunate(or maybe unexpected?) events that had magnificently decided to fall on this day : -

1. Me and my team didn't make it for the CHS IDOL finales.
2. I didn't make it for my high jump event either. I can't escape the fact that i am just a plain noob. ==.
3. I had diarrhea. SHHHH. hahahaha i went to the loo for three times today. AND NOBODY NOTICED LOH.
4. My mum scolded me.
   

And for the not-so-sober ones : -

1. My tennis improved! I tell you. Even my coach prized me a TANGY TANGERINE version of 100 plus.
2. My Chinese teacher (Mr.Ho) actually recognizes me ==. He called my name across the padang, only to inform me about some tuition class cancellation. BUT at least he knows my chinses name, FULL somemore. Which i think you guys don't know. So, if you happen to be free and you are in the mood to be helped (or to help to be helped?), do not hesistate to add me @ chenlynnng@hotmail.com @ msn to ask me! i write nice nice for you lah :D My chinese name damn cute one. Its like one thousand something but asdfqwer DONT TRY TO CON ME. I WONT REVEAL NOW.
   
3. Well, its my mummy punya birthday today. So...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMAH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU

I apologize for my lack of sincerity,therefore, I PRESENT TO YOU MY MOTHER.

NOHLAH HE JUST THIS this cute gong gong i secretly took photo of @ Spain. I still have occasional images of him in my mind. Whenever I feel lonely. Whee ;D

So this is my mummy!
YOU GUYS SHOULD THANK HER FOR PUSHING ALL OUT TO GIVE BIRTH TO DEAR NG CHEN LYNN loh, the girl who brought happiness to the lives of people.

For example, lets take Fiona,

I not being perasan loh. I just simply feel that I did a good deed for her.
It all started when Hui Li was transferred to Rumah Merah.
She was then in charge of you know, taking names down for participants of Sukan Saringan.
So then she decided to one day visit my class 4s7 to meet the participants,
then she saw ME. as her very good buddy, I came out and and i somehow read through her list and i saw FIONA's name.
So if it werent for the YE workshop i attended, I wouldnt have met Fiona and talked to her about the list and high jump and stuff.
And i wouldnt have informed her our ungu TRAINING. WALAOW I GENG EH. I LOOKED OUT FOR MY FRIENDS :D

If it werent for the training she attended, she wouldn't have gotten 3rd place for the Lompat Tinggi Sukan Saringan.
If it werent for my moral support, she may have gotten 4th! which is still worse than 3rd lah hor.

and and my last event! :D
4. I am still alive after what had happened. Whether physically,mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and visually.


I thank my friends who are always there to support me !
And I wanna congratulate Hui Li, Jialing, Carmen, Michelle, Yu Li, Jescee, Fiona, Kay Zhi, Valerie, Rachel, Dylan, Boon Keat and Rou Yi who decided to go all broke today.


Good Luck And Good Bye.

AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS :
Life is like a glass, because in the end, everything turns transparent !